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People in the apartment below: I'm not sorry for telling you to turn down. It's 4am, your music woke me up, and you got me fucked up
I can't believe today is the first day of September. This year is flying by
You cant force someone to be honest. Unless you have a laser. Thank god for lasers.
This little pork shoulder is going to cook all night. Secret weapon: add coffee. A great tip from my… http://t.co/PDBa4Oliea